Balochistan
Balochistan
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Balochistan—now this is a name taking highlights. So, these rebels from the Balochistan Liberation Army (BLA) decide to hijack a train, because, you know, why not? They make their statement, and the Pakistan army, probably tired from all the heat from india, decides to end this drama by killing them off. But hey, these rebels made one thing clear: "We’re not done yet! We've got more ideas to make things interesting!"
Then there’s the hilarious moment in Pakistan’s national assembly when Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman, in a speech, terrifyingly mentioned that “5-7 districts in Balochistan were about to declare independence.” Ah, yes. Because Pakistan is usually known for being chill about losing territory. Now the U.S. goes full silent mode, not giving a single “Hey, maybe this independence thing isn't the worst idea.” They usually can't wait to support Pakistan’s every move, even if it’s as bizarre as this. You gotta love the rare moments when even the U.S. thinks, “Yeah, let’s not get involved in this one"
After the British fled from the subcontinent, the Khan of Kalat had three solid options—join India, join Pakistan, or be that one guy at the party who insists on being alone in the corner with his own playlist. Naturally, he asked his legal advisor what to do, and the biggest plot twist—it wasn’t just any advisor. No, sir. It was Muhammad Ali Jinnah himself. Yup. The man building Pakistan was also advising the country that might not want to be part of it. Because that’s definitely not a conflict of interest at all.
At first, Jinnah was super chill—“Yeah, independence sounds great, totally support that, bro.” But then, once a few little regions started joining the Pakistan's server, Now Jinnah is like, “Actually, have you considered not being independent and giving us all your land instead?”
The Khan, understandably confused, said no thanks—and Jinnah responded the way any logical legal advisor would: by sending the army to gently convince him. Next thing you know, Kalat is now part of Pakistan.
The thing to worry about Is it good or bad for India if Balochistan achieves independence?
It can be both negative and positive for India.
• Negative- after seeing Balochistan achieving independence, groups like khalistan will also fight even harder for a seperate country and especially the south states will demand a whole new country dividing the country in half which will be a major downfall for India as there will be riots, mass killing, the economy will be destroyed and many more things.
• Positive- as Balochistan has most of the resources, Pakistan won't be able to extract them for their benefits and it will be a major downfall for them and Balochistan will most likely become an ally of India and help us fight against Pakistan if anything happens.